How to cool down and heat up with your Hitachi Massager

How to cool down and heat up with your Hitachi Massager
It’s over 100 degrees on most areas of the West Coast and we are all feeling hot hot hot! What’s a guy or girl to do when the temperature is so hot outside? Make a drink of course! Did you think we were going to recommend anything else? Read below on how to make the perfect drink to cool down and catch a buzz while enjoying some alone time with your favorite magical friend, the Hitachi Massager.

Today, is going to talk about how to make a perfect Long Island Ice Tea when the weather warms up and the need to let loose arises! First, Long Island Ice Tea’s are best in a tall glass so you want to make sure you have something skinny and tall in your house…a drinking glass would be nice too. 🙂

Here are the main ingredients in a Long Island Ice Tea:

1. 1 part Gin
2. 1 part Vodka
3. 1 part Tequila
4. 1 part Rum
5. 1 part Triple Sec
6. 1.5 parts of sweat and sour mix
7. A splash of Coke

We recommend freezing the tall glass before hand by wetting it and letting it sit in the freezer for about 45 minutes. You will want to pour in the Gin, Vodka, Tequila and Rum first. We recommend giving it a quick shake to mix these 4 alcohols together. After this is done, you can add the Triple Sec and the S&S mix. At this point, slam a straw in this drink of paradise and splash a little coke on there for sweetness. Sit back and Enjoy!

The Long Island Ice Tea is a favorite amongst many people because it straight kicks your ass within minutes if you’re a lightweight or a heavyweight. We recommend staying within two of these drinks for one night. We have had many experimental days with the Long Island Ice Tea and we can assure you, mixing all of these drinks into one is being very brave.

G-SpotterAfter you’re buzzing which you definitely will be within one drink, take out your Hitachi Massager and attach the Wonder Wand tonight for some penis like penetrating action which will make you climax over and over again. Who said sex is only fun when you’re drunk. The Hitachi Massager with the G Spotter is a combination you are not going to want to miss.

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