Jake, a middle-aged printer toner salesman man in Omaha Nebraska, suspected his wife Amy of cheating on him with another man. Read below for a tale of the Hitachi Massager and how it won the spot of “the other man.”
Jake came home one day after a long trip on the road commuting from Maryville Missouri to Omaha Nebraska selling printer cartridges. It was an especially tough day for Jake today because he made zero sales and was frustrated with his chosen career path. All he could think about is coming home, popping a bottle of ice cold St Pauli Girl and watching the game on TV. Jake walked into a real estate office in Maryville and saw the sexiest women he has seen in a long time. This woman was absolutely beautiful. She had short black hair, long tan legs, of Hispanic decent and had an ass that could bring a man to his knees. Jake couldn’t stop looking at this women and he immediately told himself that he is going to go home and pound his wife while thinking about this women.
Jake walked in his house around 3:20pm, 1 hour earlier than he normally comes home and sees his wife quickly appear from the bedroom while being out breath. He asked Amy right away, “were you working out or something?” She replied with a smirk and said “No, not quite.” Jake’s mind spun him in a weird mood and gave him this feeling in the pit of his stomach that something wasn’t quite right. He immediately ran through the bedroom searching for another man who he could pound on. Lucky for this man, no one was there.
After grilling Amy and asking her what she was doing which made her out of breath, she revealed that she had been cheating on her husband. Before Jake got out of control and started yelling at her, she admitted that she wasn’t cheating on him with a man. Jake seemed confused and asked her if she was into women. Amy’s response confused Jake even more when she said “No, I’m not cheating on you with a woman.” Amy went into the bedroom and pulled out her Hitachi Massager and said, “this is who I have been cheating on you with.”
Jake sighed from relief but then had a smirk on his face as he was holding the Hitachi Massager. This smirk he had was a dirty one and a look that will make anyone wonder what he is up to. Jake told Amy to plug in the Hitachi Massager and get on the bed for some vibrator fun. After 2 hours of fun with the Hitachi & Jake, they call it a night and go to sleep.
The next morning before Jake leaves for work, he left Amy a little surprise on the floor right next to her bed. He whispered the words “I love you and this is payback” into her ear, kissed her on the cheek and went to work.
Although the staff at HitachiMagic.com thoroughly enjoyed the story Jake wrote us, we must say that his prank was pretty damn mean!
